Mortified.

MAY 10

-Completely Mortified-

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Day 1, Wednesday: The story of your life in 250 words or less (or one paragraph... no one will be counting your words... probably)
Day 2, Thursday: Educate us on something you know alot about or are good at. Take any approach you'd like (serious and educational or funny and sarcastic)
Day 3, Friday: Things that make you uncomfortable
Day 4, Saturday: Favorite quote (from a person, from a book, etc) and why you love it
Day 5, Sunday: Publicly profess your love and devotion for one of your blogger friends. What makes them great? Why do you love them? If you don't have blogger friends, talk about a real-life friend or even a family member
Day 6, Monday: If you couldn't answer with your job, how would you answer the question, 'what do you do'?
Day 7, Tuesday: The thing(s) you're most afraid of
Day 8, Wednesday: A piece of advice you have for others. Anything at all.
Day 9, Thursday: A moment in your day (this can be just a photo or both a photo and words)
Day 10, Friday: Most embarrassing moment (s). Spill.

So I have done all the other post and here I am on Day 10.. I was racking through my brain of the absolutely most embarrasing thing that has happened to me, blog appropriate of course. It hits me, I have way to many freakin embarrassing stories.. Geez, I'm just a walking comic strip. Kind of sad.

So here it is.. Well 3 cause I cant decide. Let me know which story is your favorite.

.one.

picture this.

Lake Mead.

Grandpa pulling me on a tub.

I was, what 13 at the time.

Black and White Bikini.

Grandpa Challenges, that he can totally throw me off.

I say "Yeah right Grandpa. Queen of Tubing here."

Tubbing, Nothing hard at all.

Massive Tour Boat Passes.

Grandpa turns and looks at me.

Only though. "Oh shit.!"

Huge Waves.

Boat goes over.

Tube goes over.

Me doing superman on tub.

I go up, Tub goes down.

Bikini Bottoms off.

Bare Butt for not only the tour boat,

but the entire Sand Beach within view.

Yup. Mortified.

.two.

I was walk out the sliding glass door at work one day to help a customer. My necklace catches on the handle of the door, spinning me around, smacking me into the door. Hard. Necklace breaks, sending beads all over. Face red, can't even look at the customer. Turn around, walk inside, tell my co-worker she has to help me. Yeah, to top it off. It this guy who was completely adorable. Made a complete fool of myself. Too top it off again, next time he came in. All he could do when he saw me was start laughing. Awesome. Glad I could make you remember me.

.three.

I was on my way to pick up a friend for a girls weekend in Mesquite. I had adorable high heels on, skinny jeans, and a blouse. Stopped to get gas before I picked her up. So I get out of my car to put the nozzle in the gas tank, and start pumping gas. After I put the nozzle in my car, I lifted my leg up over the hose to sit in my car while my gas tank filled. Leg goes up over the hose, and all I hear is this ripping sound. I am thinking "Did my jeans seriously just rip.?" No worries the guy on the other side of the gas pump answers my question. "Yeah, they did." I totally didn't just say that in my head. Embarrassed I look down to see my crotch completely ripped down mid thigh.. Freakin Kidding Me..! Too top it all off, I had to tell my friend, and then go into buckle and buy some new ones so we could leave. Horrible. Horrible.